{"id":73,"date":"2018-04-09T20:51:38","date_gmt":"2018-04-09T20:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=73"},"modified":"2025-04-21T05:00:11","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:00:11","slug":"what-the-actual-is-going-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"What the actual **** is going on?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was another working day when nothing happened, we&#8217;ve not exchanged again.\u00a0 My stress levels which were so much reduced yesterday are back at high plus plus again.\u00a0 Apparently we are waiting for an indemnity form from one of the\u00a0 buyers&#8217; bank, I almost want to throw my toys out and say sod off then but we&#8217;ve come this far and we&#8217;ve waited ten months, what is a few more weeks?\u00a0 \u00a0I have decided to put everything back because we can&#8217;t sit at the dining table and we can&#8217;t see the floor, I&#8217;ll have to do something because if it all falls through we will have to start again and no one will want to buy our house when they can&#8217;t get through the front door.\u00a0 \u00a0And I have to change the beds again!<\/p>\n<p>Oh well the dog had a haircut today and is now half the size he was this morning and is jumping around like a spring lamb, he must be so relieved, they showed me the bin liner full of his hair!\u00a0 \u00a0At least someone is happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was another working day when nothing happened, we&#8217;ve not exchanged again.\u00a0 My stress levels which were so much reduced yesterday are back at high plus plus again.\u00a0 Apparently we are waiting for an indemnity form from one of the\u00a0 buyers&#8217; bank, I almost want to throw my toys out and say sod off then &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=73\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What the actual **** is going on?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>What the actual **** is going on? 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