{"id":176,"date":"2018-05-31T22:13:20","date_gmt":"2018-05-31T22:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=176"},"modified":"2025-04-21T05:00:02","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:00:02","slug":"something-very-nearly-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"Something very nearly happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a day of arrivals, R bought a new barbecue, it is very small and comes in a very fetching bag, it only takes four minutes to light and be ready to cook on. \u00a0We needed this tool because although Kurt has a lovely hob with two shiny burners, I don&#8217;t want to get him dirty, he&#8217;s far too posh for me to cook in, the leather seats will end up smelling of onions and I&#8217;d have to clean them. \u00a0He also bought me a new computer, so now I can type to my hearts content and when I&#8217;ve learned how I can put pictures of Kurt and where we are so I don&#8217;t forget.<\/p>\n<p>The solicitor called today and we may or may not have a date for an exchange! Six months since we agreed the sale and it still hasn&#8217;t happened, \u00a0I think that we may know next week. \u00a0As soon as we exchange we can start planning our trip and deciding how many pairs of pants we need.<\/p>\n<p>I got a collapsable bucket which I found inordinately exciting as usual.<\/p>\n<p>Mother is recovering nicely and able to hobble about for a few steps without her crutch, she helped hang out the washing today, we were very proud until she dropped a cloth and just stood there staring at it. \u00a0I thought, &#8216;lazy cow pick it up&#8217;. \u00a0Luckily I didn&#8217;t say anything, I had forgotten she can&#8217;t bend down!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a day of arrivals, R bought a new barbecue, it is very small and comes in a very fetching bag, it only takes four minutes to light and be ready to cook on. \u00a0We needed this tool because although Kurt has a lovely hob with two shiny burners, I don&#8217;t want to get &hellip; 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