{"id":137,"date":"2018-04-27T21:52:25","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T21:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2025-04-21T05:00:05","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:00:05","slug":"we-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"We did it!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We moved out today, sort of, I think I have my toothbrush and my pants, I\u2019ve definitely got the dog!<\/p>\n<p>Most of the furniture has gone into store but R had the most disgusting job today; about six years ago he filled a freezer up with fish then forgot and switched it off. \u00a0The fish defrosted and the smell, oh god it was horrific, he sealed the freezer and ignored it. 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