{"id":13,"date":"2018-03-28T21:10:28","date_gmt":"2018-03-28T21:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2025-04-21T05:00:15","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:00:15","slug":"not-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Not today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were supposed to exchange contracts on the house today but in our inimitable style, after making third time lucky and thing two sign a contract agreeing to leave the property, (child one having gone already) we forgot to sign it ourselves, and, because it is a\u00a0 bank holiday on Friday\u00a0 we can&#8217;t move for another week. 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