{"id":128,"date":"2018-04-25T21:38:03","date_gmt":"2018-04-25T21:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=128"},"modified":"2025-04-21T05:00:06","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:00:06","slug":"completion-minus-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.midlifecrices.com\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"Completion minus five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bunked off yesterday with the fabulous Lady B, we had a lovely lunch after driving through the downs looking at the bluebells.\u00a0 She set me on the path to recovery and showed me were to send all the charity bags of clothes I had.\u00a0 I left the house a complete wreck and she put me back together over a fishcake and a fricassee!<\/p>\n<p>The wifi and the television were switched off today by mistake so Lucky had to come out of his bedroom, it was nice to see him.\u00a0 I was a little worried that he might burst into flames if he went out in the daytime but he seemed fine\u00a0 He took Sunny for a walk gave the cat a hot water bottle then spent the rest of the day playing on his phone.<\/p>\n<p>The furniture is going tomorrow and I&#8217;ve taken the first of my belongings over to the Fairy G&#8217;s house.\u00a0 Having removed several loads of rubbish the entire procedure is looking slightly more manageable.\u00a0 I did my last haircut here &#8211; 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